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truly the start of a glorious relationship of ... some kind
Who: TOMMY SPEEDSTER MCBUTTFACE & JOHN ASSHOLE PYROBRO
What: a public opinion poll for the Samizdat newspaper
Where: Aspic bazaar
When: mid-morning to afternoon w/e
Notes: jerks (or if you really want your character to give their opinion to John, you can tag in!)
Warnings: jerks
If this is some kind of hazing ritual, John supposes it could be worse. It's only to be expected that the poorly paid new hire is the one who has to make the coffee and fetch lunch and conduct word on the street type surveys. Fine. He can deal with that. Aspic's bazaar is busy as fuck and no one really wants to talk to a scrubby dude with a clipboard, but he's managed to wrangle a few opinions out of people. So far, in a revolutionary turn of events, most everyone is against people dying. He's not exactly a journalist major but he's pretty sure the guys back at Samizdat would prefer reading something a bit less diplomatic. Maybe not something really inflammatory. It's just going to be a bar graph to accompany an article or whatever.
"Hi, I'm with Samizdat, what's your " That's generally about as far as he gets with most people, who just want to get their shopping done. The rest of it is supposed to be " opinion on the vampire sitaution?"
What: a public opinion poll for the Samizdat newspaper
Where: Aspic bazaar
When: mid-morning to afternoon w/e
Notes: jerks (or if you really want your character to give their opinion to John, you can tag in!)
Warnings: jerks
If this is some kind of hazing ritual, John supposes it could be worse. It's only to be expected that the poorly paid new hire is the one who has to make the coffee and fetch lunch and conduct word on the street type surveys. Fine. He can deal with that. Aspic's bazaar is busy as fuck and no one really wants to talk to a scrubby dude with a clipboard, but he's managed to wrangle a few opinions out of people. So far, in a revolutionary turn of events, most everyone is against people dying. He's not exactly a journalist major but he's pretty sure the guys back at Samizdat would prefer reading something a bit less diplomatic. Maybe not something really inflammatory. It's just going to be a bar graph to accompany an article or whatever.
"Hi, I'm with Samizdat, what's your " That's generally about as far as he gets with most people, who just want to get their shopping done. The rest of it is supposed to be " opinion on the vampire sitaution?"
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It sound worse when you don't know that Tommy listens to hundreds of conversations a day as he does his patrol.
"And, uh, yeah, most mutants don't have to suck blood, but there's enough, right? I mean, how else do you think they fuel their freaky powers? 'Cause it sure isn't by dancing naked under the moonlight and praying to the elder gods."
Although that? That would be super cool, now that Tommy thinks about it.
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At least, he's pretty sure that's the case. Billy would have noticed if there were a telepath in him, though, right?
Of course.
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"And why's that? Too much porn in there?"
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He pauses for effect, then tucks his thumbs into his pockets and struts like the player he
thinks heis."Lots of porny memories too, though. Loooooooooots."
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Yeah, John's just going to cap that pen and tuck the clipboard under one arm. This is far from brilliant conversation, but it's way better than polling jerks.
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"Also? Dead animals in pants? Ew." Because he's actually already forgotten about most of that conversation.
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"Would you " John gives up on telling Tommy to quit doodling almost before the words are out of his mouth. That is clearly not going to work with this guy. "You know what, never mind. Who cares. So you're a mutant. You one of the 'kids' Remy talked about?"
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"Nope." He says that without even understanding what John is asking him to stop. "And I'm the best mutant. Except maybe Mom, but that's because she's Mom."
Moms are always the best. Full stop.
Tommy gets a guarded expression on his face when he processes that John knows Remy, and purses his lips. On one hand, John might be a friend. On the other hand, Remy might be trying to get rid of him and Billy without Wanda knowing so that he could have her to himself again. It's not like Tommy knows him well enough yet to know for sure.
"That depends, I guess. Which kids did he mention?"
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"He didn't. He just said there were some people from his universe, and since I'm not from his, I wouldn't know them. You. Whatever. Great. I need that back. For work. So they don't fire my ass."
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"Fiiiiine. If it's for work and stuff."
He taps his lip, then frowns, mind making several rather odd connections as it leaps through some rather strange assumptions.
"Hey, so if he was talking to you, you're from a place with mutants too?"
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"Yeah." He says it short and brusque to indicate he's not interested in answering too many more questions, though he doubts Tommy is going to respect that.
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"So are you a mutant?" Tommy leans into John's personal space as he asks, grinning wide as if he'd just asked about John's underwear preferences, rather than about his powers.
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"Yeah." Again, he doesn't sound particularly communicative.
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"It's only fair if you show me yours."
Huff huff huff.
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With that, he attempts to leave. SERIOUSLY, GAMBIT, WHY DID YOU NOT WARN HIM...
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"So you do know that I'm stubborn and fast, right? Because put together that means that you pretty much won't get rid of me until I decide I'm bored."
Which he won't be because John's frustrated faces are the best.