http://fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] multiversallogs2011-09-14 01:16 pm

truly the start of a glorious relationship of ... some kind

Who: TOMMY SPEEDSTER MCBUTTFACE & JOHN ASSHOLE PYROBRO
What: a public opinion poll for the Samizdat newspaper
Where: Aspic bazaar
When: mid-morning to afternoon w/e
Notes: jerks (or if you really want your character to give their opinion to John, you can tag in!)
Warnings: jerks

If this is some kind of hazing ritual, John supposes it could be worse. It's only to be expected that the poorly paid new hire is the one who has to make the coffee and fetch lunch and conduct word on the street type surveys. Fine. He can deal with that. Aspic's bazaar is busy as fuck and no one really wants to talk to a scrubby dude with a clipboard, but he's managed to wrangle a few opinions out of people. So far, in a revolutionary turn of events, most everyone is against people dying. He's not exactly a journalist major but he's pretty sure the guys back at Samizdat would prefer reading something a bit less diplomatic. Maybe not something really inflammatory. It's just going to be a bar graph to accompany an article or whatever.

"Hi, I'm with Samizdat, what's your —" That's generally about as far as he gets with most people, who just want to get their shopping done. The rest of it is supposed to be "— opinion on the vampire sitaution?"

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Reading sucks and the news is depressing. And people like you pretty much tell me what I need to know as I go on."

It sound worse when you don't know that Tommy listens to hundreds of conversations a day as he does his patrol.

"And, uh, yeah, most mutants don't have to suck blood, but there's enough, right? I mean, how else do you think they fuel their freaky powers? 'Cause it sure isn't by dancing naked under the moonlight and praying to the elder gods."

Although that? That would be super cool, now that Tommy thinks about it.

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh, that's what I'm doing?" Smirkity smirk in John's direction. God, but Tommy loves being a troll. "Unless you think I'm actually a telepath using some poor moron's body as a meat puppet. Which I'm not, by the way. Ain't no telepath gonna take over this guy."

At least, he's pretty sure that's the case. Billy would have noticed if there were a telepath in him, though, right?

Of course.

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Nah. I'm just that good."

He pauses for effect, then tucks his thumbs into his pockets and struts like the player he thinks he is.

"Lots of porny memories too, though. Loooooooooots."

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
"The first one." And to prove it, Tommy zips around behind John and is back where he was standing in half a blink, holding John's clipboard and doodling on it.

"Also? Dead animals in pants? Ew." Because he's actually already forgotten about most of that conversation.

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
And if they'd flipped out, Tommy would have just zipped out of there. Speed his really useful when you want to dodge the consequences of your actions.

"Nope." He says that without even understanding what John is asking him to stop. "And I'm the best mutant. Except maybe Mom, but that's because she's Mom."

Moms are always the best. Full stop.

Tommy gets a guarded expression on his face when he processes that John knows Remy, and purses his lips. On one hand, John might be a friend. On the other hand, Remy might be trying to get rid of him and Billy without Wanda knowing so that he could have her to himself again. It's not like Tommy knows him well enough yet to know for sure.

"That depends, I guess. Which kids did he mention?"

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Tommy chews on the end of the pen for a moment, considering, then hands it and the clipboard back with a dramatic flourish.

"Fiiiiine. If it's for work and stuff."

He taps his lip, then frowns, mind making several rather odd connections as it leaps through some rather strange assumptions.

"Hey, so if he was talking to you, you're from a place with mutants too?"

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, John. It's not homo if it's only an indirect kiss. Promise.

"So are you a mutant?" Tommy leans into John's personal space as he asks, grinning wide as if he'd just asked about John's underwear preferences, rather than about his powers.

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aw c'mon man. I showed you mine." Tommy folds his arms over his chest and doesn't glower as much as he pouts. But if you asked him he'd say that he was totally glowering. Darkly.

"It's only fair if you show me yours."

Huff huff huff.

[identity profile] billycanfix.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Tommy sighs and lets John go... for about ten seconds. At that point, he catches up with him, because speed is useful for that sort of thing.

"So you do know that I'm stubborn and fast, right? Because put together that means that you pretty much won't get rid of me until I decide I'm bored."

Which he won't be because John's frustrated faces are the best.