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[baedalites]

Who: EVERYONE.
What: Swap meet.
Where: The Apache and surrounding environs.
When: Sukkardi the 14th of Haneden
Notes:

• Swap Meet Spreadsheet: Pre-chosen swaps are green. Assigned are blue. There were a few characters that were selected more than once, so objects were assigned on a first-come first-serve basis. If you have any issues or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact the mod team.
• For objects that might not be immediately apparent as belonging to their owners, there may be a picture or name attached, or players are welcome to have their characters ~just know~ it's for them. Drr drr drr, bb.
• Party post nights are a great time to come join the chatroom.
• The topic threads are just suggestions; if you've got somewhere else that your characters simply must be, make your own thread.

Warnings: None yet. Please put warnings up on individual threads.

The Apache is much the same as it always is: dimly lit, with the jukebox playing in the background, and the bartender serving whatever's on tap.

Comments

[attentionseeking]

Nice save, Gilly's expression seems to say.

“Oh, sure; you never know what'll do it for some people. You know, stroking the ego...” And other things? Yes, that's more or less where she's going with this, trying to imagine the sort of person who might buy something like this. 'The Woman', huh. She wonders if it's something this woman picked out for herself or if it were a gift-- the story she's weaving around it (so to speak) in her head is almost as interesting as the truth.

[perfectcameo]

Another raised eyebrow, because you should always be suspicious, probably, of a woman holding a sex toy who looks like she's putting a lot of thought into something. "I just kind've figured wealthy people are weird sometimes," he says, after a second's consideration. "Too much money and free time. You're not getting outside've three feet with it, you know."

In case you had any ideas, nameless lady.

[attentionseeking]

“I wasn't even thinking it!”

...she was, a little.

[perfectcameo]

"Girl like you doesn't need a thing like that anyway," Logan says, in that tone that underlines and capitalises that he might be attempting some sort of self-deprecating method of flirtation, at this moment. His ignorance as to female sexuality is also not actually quite this profound, but he gave up on being super serious around when he almost implied he'd tested the damn thing.

[attentionseeking]

“Well, I was beginning to wonder-- but I haven't been here very long.” But she doesn't tend to go without a helping hand, as it were, for very long; sometimes it seems like Gilly goes through men because she needs a different one to accessorize an outfit, and that's just sort of how she does, mostly. It must be noted that that's more or less why she came over here, since it'd be pretty hard to mistake this thing for belonging to her. “How about you buy a girl like me a drink and I'll promise not to steal it?”

[perfectcameo]

Signals are a thing that Logan is simultaneously very good at and very bad at. Usually, the latter is due to what he might do with the information he receives, but he's walked this earth long enough not to be oblivious, and a mutation that amplifies every sense doesn't make him duller in the ones that don't count. He doesn't smile pretty, but it's a genuine kind of twist to the corner of his mouth, raising his drink up to sip and then finish.

The table's not going away. "Then why don't you keep a hold of that thing for me," he says, in a way that is not actually a terrible pick up line but a sincere desire for someone else to play vibrator watch, "and I'll do that."

And if she makes off with it, whether because it's pretty or she'll score a quick buck, well-- he'll decide if that's his problem or someone else's.