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the blacksmith ([personal profile] serjeant) wrote in [community profile] multiversallogs2011-11-25 11:05 pm

( citizens should not fear their government. this will be enforced. )

Who: Seoraj & Bruce
What: Some furniture moving, some lunch, some social awkwardness. (Bruce.)
Where: Starting in Bruce's Bonetown apartment.
When: Sukkardi, midday.
Warnings: None currently.
No matter how strong you are, spending a morning moving furniture (and up stairs, which is about as much fun as trying to get a goat to back down them, not that this is something he's ever actually done) is a pain in the arse. It could be worse, and for all that he's quiet and a bit of an odd thing, Tom's sort of good company; curious company, anyway. Seoraj isn't entirely sure what to make of him - sometimes he's sure they're getting on, and conversation is easy (if sometimes strange), and then other moments he can't tell what's going on in the other man's head but he can tell he's not invited to the party.

He's mostly opted to err on the side of letting Tom tell him to push off if he wants to. He hasn't, yet.
caballero: (difference | ancient history)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-25 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Women are usually right." Not the tiniest shred of insecurity about being compared to a bunch of ~girls~ either, mind. Bruce might actually look fairly entertained, if you squint.

And then he rises, one hand on the sofa's arm, moving in that strange deliberately slow-graceful way he has, like he's making sure he's pacing himself correctly. Why, who knows. "Are you interested in..." he trails off, making a gesture because he's not sure what time it is, realizing halfway through that Seoraj isn't going to recognize any kind of 'I don't have a watch' mime. So- "Lunch?"
caballero: (day | progress)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-25 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"All right. Let me-" another half-aborted gesture; he is going to grab a sweater. At least his fragmented speech patterns don't seem awkward, just absent. Which is a little weird next to the tangible awareness he seems to have otherwise, but he's ... pleasant. Enough.

Bruce pulls a gray sweater completely devoid of personality on over his head and closes the door to his bedroom with his heel at the same time. Then: "Dietary restrictions?"
caballero: (day | unmatched)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-25 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
For a second, Bruce looks at him fully, with an appraising sort of clarity - and then he just looks pleased.

"Good." He's tired of being a picky eater by necessity. If he's going to be stuck here, he wants to know everything that's here; every color and texture of it, every corner. ... And he's a terrible cook, who the hell wants to eat sandwiches all the time when there's alien barbecue out there? Awesome.

"There's a couple places down here I haven't tried yet, I can't figure out where they're from." He leads the way out the door, and doesn't sound at all dismayed by that thought.
caballero: (day | snap)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-26 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's... strange, that Bruce finds Seoraj's company as agreeable as he does; he doesn't quite understand why the other man hasn't become frustrated with him and left, yet, as that's generally what happens, but it's not bad. He thinks back to being in college, and the unsteady attempts he made to be social, and how terribly that went. Maybe he was still that teenager, this wouldn't inevitably crash and burn.

Until then, though: food.

There's pavement outside his flat, mixed rocks and hardened tar, and the gravel it kicks up crunches under his boots. Mostly foot traffic in Bonetown, it's a sleepy area, filled with confused baseline beings and those wishing to be left alone - for a wide variety of reasons. Bruce doesn't pry. (...Openly.) At first it surprised him how few humans there are, percentage-wise, but after a while, it made sense. Humans are curious and power-hungry, of course they're out indulging.

"How's your - apprentice, you said?"
caballero: (day | enterprising)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-26 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
As he speaks, Bruce looks over and smiles a bit, crossing his arms over his chest as he does - it's not a standoffish pose, with him, more like he's actually relaxed somewhat. "At that age," he echoes. Seriously, Seoraj, you might be gigantic but Bruce is older than you.

"Yeah that'd do it." Not that he works too often with molten steel. But he has. (...Seoraj doesn't need to know what; let it sound like speculation over something probably very painful.)
caballero: (day | keen)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll let you know when I get there."

Someone else might have tacked on a nervous laugh to a statement like that, but Bruce Fucking Wayne has the balls to go through with blatant, bald-faced lies like it's nothing, so. He's just going to breeze right on by the fact that Seoraj has certainly picked up on certain elements of his person, by now.

And hey, there's that restaurant.
caballero: (day | what remains)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-27 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
That reaction is more strange and alarming than being called on it, and though Bruce doesn't flinch, he does go tense for a moment - it's pretty damn rare for anyone to surprise Batman, but no, he was not expecting that. His expression is momentarily one of a cat being scooped up and tossed, wide-eyed and internally reeling for purchase, but he recovers in a heartbeat and tolerates it impressively - even laughs a little, though it's with a self-depreciating wince to it.

(His body language isn't displaying discomfort; he's fine. Just. Not used to being anyone's comrade.)

When they're seated - wooden table in a semi-circle of a booth, seats covered in the hide of some creature he can't actually identify, low-slung oil lamps - he immediately orders tea, whatever the waitress is fond of pending it isn't deadly to humans. His period of silent grudging behavior over tea that isn't made by Alfred has passed.
caballero: (day | attention)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce observes this without anything even near judgment; they're clearly the mannerisms of someone who isn't terribly practiced at reading, but that's not wholly surprising given what Seoraj professes to be his profession and lifestyle. It is interesting though, someone that curious about life - maybe books aren't as captivating as actually experiencing things, or maybe they're just in short supply.

"Is it different?"

The letters, the language, the existence of menus in general - Seoraj can interpret the inquiry however he likes. Bruce himself is lingering over the menu in what he hopes is a convincingly appropriate pace; he's got a bad (...) habit of reading and processing mass amounts of text in a heartbeat. It can look a little weird if he forgets to pretend to do otherwise.
caballero: (day | hm?)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-29 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
He nods, as that about makes sense. Not for the first time, he wonders if what he's hearing - English with something uncannily like a Scottish accent - has any kind of similarity beyond the audible ones to Earth's languages. "That alphabet seems to be the standard here," he observes. It's pretty lucky, really; well done universe, at least something manages to tie most things together.

Their tea arrives and Bruce holds his cup between his hands despite the heat, liking the feel of it against his palms, which might border on discomfort for someone without callouses and soreness like he's got. (Someday much sooner than he should, he'll have awful arthritis.) He smiles faintly at their server, and orders a plate that, close as he can figure, has something dead and protein-like in it.
caballero: (day | old habits)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-29 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's nice; Bruce likes watching people interact like that more than he likes participating in it himself - and as creepily voyeuristic as that sounds (... is), in this case it has more to do with finding Seoraj interesting. He likes hearing him talk, sue him. (Remember this for the future, it's going to look a lot worse in a few tags.)

"I like it." A quiet remark, about the variety. Language specifically, this time. There's enough around from Earth that he speaks that he can flit through and mix and match and pull a whole host of new things from the library. He did the same thing in Xanadu, when he had the chance. He's got a lot more free time, in Baedal.
caballero: (difference | weight)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-29 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've always thought language was like mathematics." Well that's... an odd sort of statement to go with his equally reflective tone. But he continues: "Not the romanticism of speaking," obviously, Bruce, "but that it's remembering patterns and which variables to put in those patterns."

He sips his tea.

"People say that math is universal and constant and languages are too big and changing and easy to manipulate, but..." he shrugs a bit. "That's just how you use it."
caballero: (day | idk traffic?)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-30 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's skirting some serious issues of laughable denial when Bruce speaks of the easy duplicity of communication when he's up to his neck in it at all times, particularly sitting across the table from someone who - unlike anyone else he's met in Baedal - sees through so many without any effort. Bruce still hasn't sorted out exactly why he's continuing to play along with this; he is rarely prone to morbid curiosity. Then again, he's never prone to taking white collar jobs while picking at fight clubs in nothing but jeans and a t-shirt, so maybe he's just ... blending in.

Unhelpfully: "Homophones."
caballero: (day | pause)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-30 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's better that Seoraj doesn't know what it means; Bruce's utter inability to be funny can go unnoticed. (For now.)

Still, he looks vaguely sheepish about it, both for making a crack about wordplay and making it in the face of Seoraj being otherwise quite apt. It's all right, he doesn't mind looking like that.

"We think we can fool people, all the same."

... Indeed.
caballero: (day | once more)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-30 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes we get away with it, too."

People are capable of anything. Anything. It's both beautiful and terrifying; from the smallest gesture to the broadest atrocity.

... The little things seem more relevant, at the moment. He rubs his thumb over the rim of his cup, refraining from curiously chipping at the edge of the glaze against the clay with his fingernail.

They could be talking about anything.
caballero: (day | chiaroscuro)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-11-30 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Some men can't afford to make mistakes, no mater how overextended they might be.

(It's rare that Bruce's instincts don't agree with his head.)

For a while it looks like he's going to say something, both in the companionably quiet heartbeats, and the time it takes for him to down some more of his tea. But then their food shows up and whatever hung on an edge there has dissipated by the time the waiter leaves them again, and all he's doing is peering curiously at his plate.
caballero: (day | hm?)

[personal profile] caballero 2011-12-05 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Leftovers are for other people. (Other people who don't have the kinds of metabolisms that support the insanity of Batman.) Bruce eats with the sort of precision that suggests long-ingrained manners training, even if the finite edges and fiddly details have been worn away. He has a handy ability to inhale food at an alarming rate but not actually appear to be doing any such thing.

"Food allergies are a mundane thing anywhere," is his observation in response as he picks apart something on his plate to inspect the individual components. Some people just don't do well with certain things, no matter how normal they are. Shellfish, processed food... NyQuil.
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[personal profile] caballero 2011-12-07 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
It takes Bruce a second to get that - not because he is so high brow but because he's just bad at expecting conversation to go anywhere whimsical. He's bad at it. So when it does congeal in his head he just gives a lofty look like he is so above that joke.

(He's not. He's plainly trying not to laugh when he takes another pull from his tea.)