"But what if my judgement includes markers and stuff? I could draw things on your face all C-MINUSSSS or something."

Tommy talking is only somewhat better than passed out, yes, but it's obvious he's not doing well because the quality of what he's saying is significantly less understandable than usual, both in content and enunciation.

"Well if you're sure, then that's okay. Except you didn't say it blue, so maybe it won't be oh shit Mom."

Wide-eyed, Tommy grabs for Billy's shirt and pulls him down until their faces are almost touching. "Don't tell Mom, oh fuck, she'll be so mad."