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multiversallogs2011-08-30 07:16 am
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» welcome to my life, tattoo. we've a long time together, me and you.
Who: Cindy and Asbjørn
What: A princess trolls a bear in a tattoo shop.
Where: Howl Barrow
When: Early-afternoon on Misdi
Warnings: This is Cindy. There will be cussin'.
Call it what you want--Cindy would call it boredom-induced curiosity--but there's one well dressed woman hanging out in a Howl Barrow tattoo shop today. Indeed, she is not the type to get marked up and considering her power red pantsuit is still on and still in place, it's obvious that she isn't the customer of the moment. That honor belongs to the man lying down on his belly, getting a two-legged housecat being ridden by a man in black on his right buttcheek.
Perched on the counter in that same room, Cindy shoots a look to the artist, one that says that this customer will never get laid ever again. Oh well. It's his marks and shekels gone to waste. Cindy's just here to make jokes at his expense.
What: A princess trolls a bear in a tattoo shop.
Where: Howl Barrow
When: Early-afternoon on Misdi
Warnings: This is Cindy. There will be cussin'.
Call it what you want--Cindy would call it boredom-induced curiosity--but there's one well dressed woman hanging out in a Howl Barrow tattoo shop today. Indeed, she is not the type to get marked up and considering her power red pantsuit is still on and still in place, it's obvious that she isn't the customer of the moment. That honor belongs to the man lying down on his belly, getting a two-legged housecat being ridden by a man in black on his right buttcheek.
Perched on the counter in that same room, Cindy shoots a look to the artist, one that says that this customer will never get laid ever again. Oh well. It's his marks and shekels gone to waste. Cindy's just here to make jokes at his expense.

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"Yep. Mom owns a small farm, and that's where I grew up before I made a break for the big city. Of Oslo." He is aware of how ridiculous that last part sounds, yes. "How about you?"
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Only a few parts of that is the actual truth, enough to make the rest sound genuine. Guess which parts.
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"I moved around a bit, though. Three out of five of the Nordic countries, a few long vacations here and there, that sort of thing. Never anything like this." Some people seem used to it even, a thought which makes him just the tiniest bit unsettled.
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"Lucky you. I've been in California most of my life." Liar. "Traveled a bit to the islands and some shit states, but that's as much as I could do on a retail budget. I'm not sure if I should be stoked that this vacation came free." It's disturbing how natural lying is for Cindy, even when she means well. The fact that she's nibbling on a breadstick as she does it makes it look like she's completely bored with her cover life and maybe she is. Keeping secrets is draining sometimes, especially in a place where you don't actually have to because on the Baedal food chain, being a storybook princess is the least interesting thing around here.
"Isn't it cold as a witch's tit up there?"
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You know. In between all the monster attacks, which he is only really just beginning to get details of from his colleagues.
The turn of phrase makes him pause for a moment, given his own supernatural nature and the company he keeps. "Uh, it gets cold in winter. Warm summers, which no one outside the country believes. Been in colder. I had the pleasure of living in Svalbard for a few years. Got family there."
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Svalbard? Cindy might have been there. She can't remember. Those places all just blur together after a while. Also, she knows exactly how cold a witch's tit is. Her interactions with Frau Totenkinder have been too interesting sometimes. Also disgusting. "Still live there?"
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"No, I moved up to Tromsø about...oh. Five months ago?" That long. He seems a little surprised at the answer himself. "I lived in Stockholm before, and Göteborg before there." The last one getting said just a beat too quickly in succession.
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"What's with all the moving?"
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Whenever possible, Asbjørn doesn't lie. Lying means someone can find out what you're trying to keep hidden, have something to hold against you, and he's already got a huge thing to keep. No, the trick for him is to tell as much as he's comfortable with, blind-siding people with information.
"If it's, uh, all the same to you, I'd rather not talk about it," he says, looking a little miserable and little harder around the eyes at the same time. That part, however, is completely sincere.
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With a nod, she spears a cherry tomato on her fork and pauses to speak before biting it in half. "Fine with me. I don't poke where I'm not welcome." Which is a lie most of the time, but right now, it's the truth.
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"Guess it's just one of those things as well. I can never really see myself settling down for very long. Unless it's forced on me," he says, side-eyeing their general surroundings.