You are approached by a desperate young man who asks you to climb a fence and pick a bit of cabbage for him, for you see, his wife... anyway, his sob story is boring; should you acquiesce, as soon as your fingers touch the plant, it wraps itself around you and pulls you into the ground. You awaken in a tower in Flag Hill, and discover that your hair has doubled in length. In fact, it's growing fast enough for you to see. In fact, within an hour, it's down to your feet. And it's still growing. It won't stop until it's started filling the room, tangling you in it, to the point where you're not actually sure whether you can drown in your own hair...