Marty Faraday (
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stars shinin' right abooooove you
Who: Marty and Felicia
What: A witch and a sorcerer hang out in dreamworld.
Where: MARTY'S BRAIN.
When: Nighttime
Notes: You know you're screwed when this guy knows more about this dream walking stuff than you do :V
Warnings: IMPLIED DREAM NUDITY. And heavy drinking.
Marty's not an anxious person by nature, but sometimes it gets him. Contrary to his appearance, the way he carries himself on the Network, he's starting to get a little... just a touch concerned about his future. The acting job doesn't pay much, some muggers made off with his spoils from the all-out monster attack, and he might have gambled most of his start-up money away while under the impression that he was going through a lucky streak. It ended prematurely.
For the most part, he keeps his agitated state under wraps. It's not interesting; nobody needs to see it, and it doesn't jive with his image-- or the image he hopes to have, which is: one cool dude. And anyway... Anyway, he's working on building up his fortunes. It's just a little slump, that's all, nothing he hasn't been through before. Once he gets on the gods' good sides, he'll be set.
Yeah.
Just. Be patient.
Be patient.
That's his mantra as he stumbles, consciousness fading in and out, out of the Apache.
Patient patient patient.
The word makes less sense the more he repeats it. It becomes gibberish, some slurred-together noise that, unknowingly, leaves his mouth as he falls back against a nearby wall and shoots a half-assed glare at the bar. Fuckers wouldn't let him take his last drink to go. Like it's their responsibility to make sure he doesn't end up dead in a gutter somewhere. Whatever.
He closes his eyes, unsure of how much time passes before he opens them again. It feels like an eternity, like he's time travelling. He does it again, imagines he's jumped forward a few hours-- maybe he does, in a way. He blinks, turns his head to look at the bar, shoots it the finger, and starts back towards the inn. All he's gotta do is make it back. That's it.
The walk seems to take forever. The distance just keeps stretching on and on, or maybe he's just really fucking drunk. Who knows (no, it's the latter, anyone can tell).
Still. He's patient. He makes it back to the inn, somehow, closes his eyes, opens them, and bam. It's like he's just teleported into his bed. Like fucking magic.
(Or he zoned out for a few moments while somebody on staff helped him to his room.)
See, that walk wasn't so bad. Everything worked itself out. It always does for Marty Williams.
He just has to be patient.
"What time is it?" he murmurs before finally blacking out for the night-- or what remains of it.
The next thing he knows, there are lights on him, all around. People are talking, but he can't really make them out. Nothing but a crowd of silhouettes, thanks to the spotlights hitting him. Marty squints, trying to make out some faces, but then he feels a breeze and looks down.
What the hell is he doing in a woman's silk robe, and why are instructions being barked at him in some language he can't quite make out? A bulb flashes and he looks up again. Is that... a camera?
Wait.
He's naked under this robe, isn't he.
Marty may be a shameless bastard, but there's one thing he can't do: nudity and cameras.
Talk about a cliched anxiety dream. A shame he doesn't know that's what's going on yet. No, instead he's standing there, clutching the kimono-or-whatever-it-is close to his body, certain that his penis is going to fall off if he opens it.
Shit shit shit. He's gotta get out of here.
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Felicia's leaning against the bare wall of the room, dressed in piggy printed pajamas pants and a plain white tank top, looking exactly the same as she went to bed in the real world. The only things missing are her socks and slippers, but who needs those in an audition room where one of her clients is butt naked in front of a camera and two old white guys are yelling directions at him? For all she know, he's auditioning for a porno. If he is, though, Felicia's pretty sure he just didn't get the part.
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It's a challenge to yank his newfound pants up without his junk flopping out of the robe, but he manages, thankfully, and as soon as those pants are on, the old men cluck their tongues disapprovingly and move on to their next victim, who seems to take direction far better than Marty.
Well, the show must go on. Whatever the show is.
Marty uses this opening to make his escape. Rushing past Felicia-- he barely even registers her presence-- he makes for some double doors and pushes them open, only to come face to face with... a wall of water.
Oh, they're in the ocean.
To Marty, this makes perfect sense. He slams the doors shut and turns to Felicia, now staring at her long enough for the familiarity to click. He leans closer to her and points at the door, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper.
"Hey. Hey. I can't go out without an umbrella."
Boy will his face be red once he realizes this is like those dream invasions his sister used to do all the time.
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"An umbrella isn't going to help you with the ocean, Marty," she replies flatly. She kind of wants this dream to last a little longer. It's definitely less emotionally draining and painful than some of the other dreams she's poked around in. She'll probably still be sick when she wakes up afterwards, but maybe it'll be worth it this time.
One of the other actors... people, whatever they are, walks by Felicia and Marty and hands him a little toy boat. Bright red and yellow plastic just shoved into his hands. It's just a stupid bath toy, but the girl is finishing Felicia's explanation. Good job, dream girl.
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"Are you here for an audition?" he asks, finally moving his eyes to Felicia again. "Because I think that lady just scored the part," he adds, pointing past her to one of the performers in the center of the room. There's some fire juggling going on while wearing half of a two-person horse costume. Alright then.
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She's wondering if she should tell him it's a dream and she's just here because it's one or if it's better to not disturb the balance of the dreamworld. There are rules Felicia needs to consider but doing anything but staring at the woman Marty points out is out of the question.
Turning back to him, she gives him a weary look. "I thought you were auditioning for a porno."
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He looks back at Felicia after noting that the juggling woman bears a strange resemblance to his sister.
"So what're you here for?"
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"Just hanging out," she shrugs. She can't exactly tell him why she's in his dream, only because she's still out of the loop about it being his dream and not hers. Felicia could tell him that it's just a dream, but where's the fun in that.
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As it is, he's not much of a lucid dreamer. Usually, something big has to happen for him to realize he's dreaming. Some monster going after him, an angry mob, a horror movie stalker-- basically, anything that threatens his "life" while he's asleep. That's when things usually click into place and he starts to gain some awareness. Right now, there's no danger, so there's no lucidity. He just holds the boat up.
"Okay, well, I'm going to go sailing before they try to take my pants off again. You coming?"
It doesn't really matter what her answer is, because that declaration causes a scene change. Suddenly, just like that, they're in a sailboat, slowly rocking along the waves.
Good thing there aren't any sea monsters about. (Yet.)
"Full disclosure," he says as he pulls on some rope that does... something. "I've never gone sailing before."
They're so going to dream-die.
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Sometimes, Felicia wishes she could control dreams. This is one of those times, because that rope he pulled just yanked down the sails all around them.
Yep. Definitely dream-dying.
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The rumbling gets louder, practically drowning out whatever Marty says next. Don't worry, Felicia, it was probably something stupid. And besides, the giant tentacle snaking out from the water is probably more important than whatever Marty has to say. It lands with a thick, wet thud on the deck, just behind Marty. He seems utterly and completely oblivious to it.
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Felicia doesn't know why she's getting so riled up about this. Maybe it's because Marty is a dumbass and it's more frustration than fear about dying. It's a dream, anyway. They die, they wake up. No big deal.
Except that dying in a dream is still very much terrifying and death by whatever owns a giant tentacle is probably subconsciously painful. "Marty, behind you!"
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He turns to look at whatever it is that's got Felicia riled up, but rather than take notice of the tentacles, his eyes go straight for the lantern bobbing out of the sea.
How whimsical! Felicia's a pal for pointing it out to him.
"Hey, thanks. That's pretty. The sea's a pretty cool place," he grins, turning back to Felicia just as a giant angler fish's head bobs up and emits a hiss that he's pretty sure isn't scientifically possible. More tentacles coil around the ship as the monster tries to pull it into its gaping maw. The hiss catches Marty's attention before the all-out assault does, and he lets out a yelp and wraps his arms around the mast to keep himself steady.
"This boat is too big for your mouth, asshole!" he shouts at the fish... squid... thing. Negotiation: works so much better than a gun, which, wouldn't you know, Marty suddenly has.
He fires his newfound six-shooter at the sea monster, each bullet missing its target at first. It only seems to piss the angler squidfish off more, and the fish yanks on the boat with renewed purpose.
"Redo, redo, come on!" he cries as he smacks the gun against his palm. Somehow, it seems to be reloaded as if on cue.
Marty fires again. This time, the bullets land where they're supposed to. With a shriek, the monster uncoils itself and starts to make its retreat-- not because the bullets hurt it that much, but because Marty's finally taking more control over the dream. Slowly, but surely, it's becoming lucid. It has to be, because he's nowhere near badass enough in real life to fight off a mutant angler fish.
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With her face in her hands, she starts laughing uncontrollably because this... this is just ridiculous.
sad fact: most of this garbage is based on dreams I've had :CCCC
Of course, that does leave one matter of confusion. The laughter reminds him that Felicia's still here, and he looks at her again, brow arched.
"Why are you here again?" he asks for a second time in... however long it's been (Kind of hard to tell time when one's asleep), only this time he sounds more grounded in reality, less floating in dream whimsy. The idea that Felicia's an intruder is starting to sink in. It's not that he immediately suspects it, but this all feels familiar in some capacity.
Besides, if he was dreaming her up, she'd be dressed very differently.
stop eating tacos before bed, ros lol
Sliding her hands down into her lap, Felicia finally stops laughing and puts on a neutral expression on her face, head cocked to the side. If there's any time to see if she could tinker with somebody's dream, it's not. "You should wake up now."
NEVER
Not with Felicia, but with somebody far more familiar to him. Above them, the clouds begin to part, making way for some sunlight. Around them, the sea begins to calm down.
Marty moves over to Felicia to give her a good poke on the shoulder. "This is fucked up, you know"
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She shrugs and looks around at the now calm sea, wondering what's next, until Marty comes and interrupts her thinking with his finger in her arm. "Why are you poking me?"
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In the distance, there's land. It seems that even with the sail down and the water calm, they're drifting toward it anyway. Ah, the power of dreams.
"That's probably why I'm dreaming about you. Some kinda fucked up Freudain word association game, right?" He turns away and moves to the bow of the boat. "What do you think's over there?" For now, the closer they get to the land, the sketchier it looks, like it's an incomplete thought.
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The water only stays calm until a dolphin floats by, clicking and nudging the boat until it rocks gently. It's clear the dolphin means no harm, so Felicia leans over and pats it on the head. "Of who?"
She's not going to ask what the hell he is talking about Freud for, but her attention is drawn to the land and Felicia is wondering why can't his brain make anything nice.
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"I dunno. Someone." That's not vague at all. Marty squints upwards as the sky gets brighter. In the real world, he's stirring, but consciousness hasn't quite arrived yet. "Man. I hope you're not supposed to represent my mom or something. With that whole..." He makes a vague hand motion. "Naked thing from earlier. It would just be too fucked up."
Speaking of fucked up, a few fish float on past the boat, wings lazily flapping as they hover at about eye-level. Marty doesn't seem to notice them yet, and they seem harmless enough. Just your average flying fish.
As they approach the island, it's as if a string is pulled, and they begin to unravel.
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Flying fish? She's seen stranger in dreams. Nothing is fazing her right now except that they're getting closer to the island and the clouds are beginning to darken. "Is this a recurring dream? Because I want to know what happens next."
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Deal with it.
Marty ruffles his hair and looks up at the sky again, then to the island. "And yeah. I think I've had this dream before. But I don't know what happens next, because I always wake up."
Mainly because what comes next is a hideous dream-death of being unraveled. He just always forgets that part.
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"Um, dude... what the fuck?" Felicia's pointing to the head of the boat that's rapidly disappearing before their eyes.
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He backs up from the rapidly deteriorating section of the boat. This feels entirely too familiar, all of it. What happens now? What does he usually do?
"Jump!" he yelps, throwing himself overboard. If he were a more considerate person, he'd grab Felicia and hurl her over with him. As it is, he figures she can take the leap herself.
He hits the sea with a splash, his eyes opening suddenly as he awakens covered in sweat.
And.
Why is he half-hanging off the bed?
And why is he thinking about the girl who did makeup for him?
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Anyway, she's just going to lie here on the ground until the room and her stomach stops spinning, thank you very much. This shit has gotten old a long time ago.