It would be a shame to ruin Jaime's focus by saying learned from experience, eh?, so Tyrion refrains; the fight is sufficiently fevered that even a casual observer like himself can watch without complaint for several minutes on end.

Several minutes is all it takes, though, as is sometimes the case with armed combat. One fighter goes down, the other is victorious, and people move in to set the area to rights again for the next match.

"I assure you that were I to get a lizardwoman with child, I would marry and support her. With my job. The thing that only one of us has."