Clever, Shawn. Quite clever indeed. But what's worse, telling the angry undead guy that you just do not know, or actually pulling shit out of your ass to confuse him?

Magic teleportation. That made perfect sense to Gabriel. It was frequently used in his world - in fact,. it was common for mages to make a few extra gold by selling their portals to people who needed to get somewhere quickly. But why would anyone chose him?

...or more likely, who would anyone choose this babbling idiot?

"Who are you?"