Fuck that woman at the table, here's someone with a lot less patience for the dance of pursuit. Penelope slides onto a bar stool immediately next to Mitchell in all her pantsless glory (http://www.polyvore.com/penelope_drunk_girls_in_cluuuub/set?id=39643164), nudging his leg ever-so-subtly with her knee, in the way how it's not subtle at all.

"Hi. So we're both hot. You should probably buy me a drink." She somehow manages to look fashionably disaffected and yet flash him a hundred-watt smile simultaneously. The ease with which this is accomplished is frankly impressive.