"You would think they might've seen that coming." Dryly spoken, of course. He can be wry, yes, but he doesn't have to be enthusiastic about it. You two can't make him enjoy himself. And he didn't want a cigarette anyway, so there. (That's not true, he wants like a hundred of them right now.)

If either of them catches Erik looking, by the way, which he will be doing now and then, there's nothing suspicious about his gaze. He's only looking. ...Well, he's sizing up Remy a little, but that's a typical custom pretty much everywhere, and it passes quickly enough besides.