"No, no," Jim protests, holding up his hands. "I'm not gonna do that to you. I'll tell people that much. Anybody tries to give you a hard time or make you the asshole, you send them to me, I'll set them straight."

He grins. "I'm not even expecting you to hang out with me all night. Go, Bones. Go meet people and try to have some fun. Don't just sit in a corner scowling and drinking?"