Cindy is nice. Cindy is sweet. Cindy is nice and sweet enough to have brought Lex a gift that she thought long and hard over and decided that nothing else would have done just as well.

A peanut. One single peanut. At least it's still shelled and tied with a bit of red ribbon. Only the best will do for her trolling victims.

"Happy birthday. Now hold out your hand," she commands as she walks up to him dressed from head to toe in true Cinderella costume (spoiler note: her real outfit looked nothing like this.)