Tommy see the poor loser trying to do interviews for the paper a couple times as he zips through the city doing shopping (hey, a guy's gotta have clothes and if he left it up to Billy, he'd be running around in suspenders and bowties or something all day every day). The guy looks pretty sad, calling out to people and mostly being ignored. His situation calls to something in Tommy. Not quite his sense of compassion, but... ah yes. His need to troll.

He zips over and stands behind the guy, replying just as he asks his question for the umpteenth time that day.

"Dunno. Way I see it, people gotta eat what people gotta eat. Some people eat tofu, other people eat blood."