"Did you see him light a cigarette? What did he use?" Lighter, matches, his own brainwaves? "Did he sound like he was from Indiana? Did he have any verbal ticks you could pick out, did he mimic other speech patterns in conversation while he was quoting anyone?"

It's a lot of questions, but he asks them calmly. "Man, there's not just a few years in between me an' you, fille, no matter what my maturity level says. No offense taken." He seems to find that funny.