http://bonhomme7h.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bonhomme7h.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] multiversallogs 2011-08-14 03:13 am (UTC)

DOOR PRIZE DRAW

At the end of the evening, Réjean ascends the stage (a.k.a. stands on the bar) and calls out the names of the sorry bastards who've won the door prizes.

For Rachel, there's a basket of innocence: containing one baby Jesus buttplug, one tin of unicorn(?) meat, a one month supply of fresh flowers from Y&Y Floral arranging, and a music box (http://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/112533001_granddaughter-music-box.html).

For Alan, there's a basket of mystery: a statue (http://i.imgur.com/8Fvqf.jpg) that may or may not come to life and protect its owner or just randomly play Kenny G, a bottle of glow-in-the-dark vodka, a jar of pickled (squid?) tentacles, a pocket watch with thirteen hours, and a box that no one else has figured out how to open.

And for Ilde, a basket of bad ideas: a can of dog barks, a Big Mouth Billy Bass that alternates between singing and telling omens, Cindy's CiD number (call at your own risk), a two month supply of various meat-flavoured gelatins, and a batch of Veritea flavoured scones.

((All characters who tagged in on the post were put into a random draw for each basket.))

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