"As a heart attack," she says, hand over her chest as if she's swearing on it. This is evidently super serious business. "I went to every music store I could find and what wasn't, like, local was some of the randomest stuff I have ever seen. I found a Menudo record. I wasn't kidding when I said I was sick of deedly-doo strummy folk music, dude."

To be perfectly fair there are plenty of local rock and pop bands in Baedal, even electronic music being produced -- it's just that she misses the music from home. "I did find some Cher records, though! So there's that." Yes... Cher almost makes up for it.

"Yes, don't get eaten! Then I'll be sad, because who else will come drink experimental space booze with me? Nobody, that's who." What, plenty of people will come drink with her. That's basically what happens whenever she goes to work. She's just trying to make him feel special. She also very seriously taps her shot glass against his, making this perhaps the most alarming way to drink to someone's health ever.