Megan is pretty sure people have two livers, so she's not concerned about what's going on with hers. Unfortunately she is absolutely wrong.
"Oh my God. I want to be Lady Gaga when I grow up. You know what's the worst thing about this city? I can't find her albums anywhere. Not even like, on vinyl. I don't know how to live. How could a loving God allow that to happen? Gods. How?" Yeah, she's getting pretty buzzed.
Not knowing much about the Mafaton riots -- she arrived just after that concluded, and was unnerved to discover that, like, vampires are totally real and stuff -- she has nothing to contribute about that. She takes a shot instead. "Yeah! I talked to some guy who said there were. And some other person, I don't remember. I don't remember who they are, though. Okay, no, like, someone ate someone else's friend, like actually ate him, what the hell, right? And then I forgot who it was, like, the person who ate someone, not... the person who got eaten, I mean, I'd ask but that would be weird and stuff. Anyway, in conclusion, shit's nuts."
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"Oh my God. I want to be Lady Gaga when I grow up. You know what's the worst thing about this city? I can't find her albums anywhere. Not even like, on vinyl. I don't know how to live. How could a loving God allow that to happen? Gods. How?" Yeah, she's getting pretty buzzed.
Not knowing much about the Mafaton riots -- she arrived just after that concluded, and was unnerved to discover that, like, vampires are totally real and stuff -- she has nothing to contribute about that. She takes a shot instead. "Yeah! I talked to some guy who said there were. And some other person, I don't remember. I don't remember who they are, though. Okay, no, like, someone ate someone else's friend, like actually ate him, what the hell, right? And then I forgot who it was, like, the person who ate someone, not... the person who got eaten, I mean, I'd ask but that would be weird and stuff. Anyway, in conclusion, shit's nuts."