"Pffffft, and nobody in the world is surprised --" Whoops, wait, conversation is moving, she pauses to think about that like her brain can't keep up with the rest of her. (Sometimes it can't, okay, she has a lot of energy.) "No, I don't! Cause I wouldn't look like, you know. A king. It would just be totally creepy, like, someone'd be all 'you want some candy, little boy?'" Ma'am.

"Oh my God! I heard it was like -- bad. But people exaggerate stuff so much, y'know?" Megan, of course, is absolutely innocent of any exaggeration. Ever. "Have you ever met a vampire? I haven't. Not a real one. I knew a guy once who had to eat blood to live but he was just a mutant and anyway he was more werewolf-y than anything, like, he was all hairy, but maybe he was a vampire bat or something. Werebatty? Here batty."