"It's all pun and games," Eddie says idly, as Mike lights another candle. He steps forward and examines the newly appeared door, giving it a good look-over before rapping on it, then rattling the handle, tentatively. Once he's satisfied, he stands beside the door and not in front of it, and pulls it open a crack.

"Mm. We'll want to find out how much people pay for this, here. I'd like to know how often I can expect to encounter it."