Oh, Jack, you should be very careful when you connect Montreal with Canada; it's far safer to smile and say something lovely about la belle province.

"Not that strange. Even if we're from different places or times, the odds are that we've at least a vague knowledge of how the other sees the world." Of course, Njoki could be stuck here with an elderly gentleman from mainland China in the 1300's. "And we're a friendly people, of course you had a good time."