Ianto rolled his eyes affectionately at Jack's blatant innuendo before shooting him a long-suffering look. "Of course I've the train lines memorized. There are only a handful, Jack, and we've been here weeks!" Leave it to Jack to rely entirely on Ianto to get them anywhere on time. He knew the way to Hellsing and probably hadn't bothered with much else. Shaking his head, he looked back to Tosh with a smile.

"I'm glad you haven't had a bad time of things, Tosh. I still have no idea how all this is possible, but you won't hear me complaining." Well, you might hear him complaining about the utter incompetence of the interdimensional powers that be, but he'll never complain that Tosh is alive and well.