"Cheers," she says after taking one. She digs around in the pockets of her jacket -- which is hot pink leather, really, Megan -- for some matches and finds a packet from the Vault. She's got about a million of those all over her flat.

"Yeah," she says, with a glance at the back door, "I heard some shit was going on. God, I like, totally hate it when guys get all caveman." That is a lie, Megan absolutely loves it when guys get 'all caveman,' especially when it's over her, because... problems.