There's a moment where Sebastian looks as if he's about to say something, but he stops before speaking and schools his expression.

"I can't speak to what my alternate would do, but I can assure you, I'd never send him to purgatory." Sebastian frowns, aware that he's not going to explain this correctly, "After what I've seen, I have some rather strong opinions about the dead being allowed to rest in peace. Although, I suppose, if I were a multidimensional being with a flair for missionary work my views could be very different."

For the price of a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster a day, you too can send a needy individual to the Barge?