(Be miffed all you want, Shrieky, you've got feet now.)

"Well, for me personally I don't really like swimming," he begins, just.. getting that out there, in the event anyone tries to haul him underwater, "But people wear I live will wear bathing suits, like short pants and tops made out of material that doesn't get heavy like that. Most places will probably have at least a few little things."

Everyone should be introduced to neon Hawaiian print swim trunks. Yes.