"I think most of the exhibits in the city center are like that," he says with a shrug. Jae hasn't spent an enormous amount of time in there - the snotty attitude most people have about new arrivals is palpable the further into the monied areas one gets, and he can find less irritating ways to waste his time. "There's a woman who displays her stuff sometimes in a coffee shop in Brock Marsh that does portraits, right? But they're portraits of people with tentacles coming out of their heads, and every single one is labeled a self-portrait, and nobody's ever actually seen her."

Art is the coolest thing, okay.