Jay rolled his eyes. "I had a bad experience with hawks when I was younger, and all bird flapping sounds the same when you get down to it. And no, I don't identify with rodents at all, but last I checked, they're not the only things hawks eat."

Because naturally, it made perfect sense to be concerned over the other things hawks may eat while Jay was quite clearly human, which definitely was not on any hawk's menu. Despite the fact that Rex wasn't being serious with his suggestions, Jay went back to looking at his device thoughtfully.

"I don't have any use for live pigeons. I could do venomous darts, though."

Because that wasn't excessive for dealing with pigeons at all.