"Uh...no." If he had had one, it would save on buying store rats...although he'd probably still buy them anyway. "Outside, and I'm not completely sure of the terrain, which is why I'm having trouble with the wheel versus legs debate. They're going after pigeons, though, so speed might be good because of the flight thing, but on the other hand, pigeons don't usually fly away, which is why they're so annoying. They just stare at you, creepily, and walk away all slow and confident like--"

Jay paused, realizing that his rant, combined with the increasing anger in his voice as he talked about pigeons was a bit odd, so he cut himself off, looking embarrassed at the moment, trying to think of something to say that would diffuse the weirdness.

"And they look a lot like tiny hawks, which are vicious murderous bastards."

Okay, that wasn't it. He then settled for sitting there, looking awkward.