Finally nudging the dog away from the water, Jason attempts to splash a bit on his face, wincing (as Nate would) at the cold.

"No, Palm. Not that I ever use it anyway." He hesitates and then makes a shy attempt to continue the conversation. It's possible he may have to resort to being truly socially stupid to get this to end quickly, but that might also be memorable. Probably it'd be best just to let this come to a close as naturally as possible. "Do you attend TeeMuu?"