Wolfgang puts a hand over his heart at that you people, doing his best to look offended, but he's most of the way towards tipsy so it isn't happening, he looks a little amused instead. "I resemble that remark," he says at his huffiest, which as it turns out is not very.

He makes the bad executive decision of taking a drink in between there, so his reaction ends up like something out of a cartoon. He spits it out and chokes on it at the same time as his face goes a shade of red generally not found in nature. He has to pound on his chest to clear his lungs of beer. "What? No!" That he is actually scandalised by that sure is... something.

Sometimes it is hard to believe that Wolfgang is actually a human being and not some kind of space alien.