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Who: Shrieky and Xas
What: A Mermaid and an Angel take in the pleasures of a ~Xenian Spa~
Where: Sobek Croix
When: Coardi! ...and Xas they do overnight stays let's wait! No I can pay it's fine, I am still doing pretty well for lack of rent payments...
Notes: We encourage the making up of unearthly spa treatments for fun and profit.
Warnings: Spa treatments may be creepy :>

"The treatments starting in the next ten minutes, are reverse hatching, communal bathing in the moon pools, de-jointing, a secretion massage, and a fast drying adhesive shower, but the lady at the front desk told me de-jointing and the adhesive shower would be ill fitted for people of our particular skin and bone construction, so we should do one of the others."

Shrieky was perched on the edge of one of the stone columns inside The Glossy Weurele, with a martini glass full of clear green liquid set daintily beside him. The tickets had been expensive, but the drinks were deliciously free.

The decision to come to a spa had come from a lovely young Xenian woman who had mentioned the Spa while questioning Shrieky about his skincare regime in a bar down in Badside. The seed had been planted, and the Mermaid's desire to go to one had slowly become an all consuming one. Now that he was actually out here, the Spa turned out to be nothing at all like anything that Shrieky had expected, but he found himself delighted by every new revelation. The floors were made up of mosaics, the location was deep in the forests of Sobek Croix, and the cocktails were all included in the fee.

Everything about it seemed good.

Threaded | Flat

"Reverse hatching?" Xas echoes. "Do they put you in an egg?"

He isn't sure whether that sounds appealing or not - but definitely more so than dejointing. He likes his joints, and he is determined not to regret agreeing to this. He takes a drink of his cocktail, which is orange and sweet and came highly recommended, even though Xas didn't recognize any of the ingredients other than the vodka. One of those ingredients included the word plasma. It's good, though. After he swallows, he leans over to give the Mermaid's drink a contemplative sniff.