"I hope you're fireproof." Firebaby might be where he draws the line when it comes to cuteness... but maybe not. Wolfgang loves all babies.
He's quiet a bit, considering. "There's a family in Aspic, they've got baby vampires. Twins. I sat for them once or twice. They're awfully cute, but at that age, they're starting to learn to use their... mind powers, um. Not fun for their parents." Which is why they tend to hire babysitters immune to receiving mental commands like 'ice cream for dinner'.
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He's quiet a bit, considering. "There's a family in Aspic, they've got baby vampires. Twins. I sat for them once or twice. They're awfully cute, but at that age, they're starting to learn to use their... mind powers, um. Not fun for their parents." Which is why they tend to hire babysitters immune to receiving mental commands like 'ice cream for dinner'.