“About most things, present company excluded a little bit.” She is a good friend, in any incarnation. “It's funny, though, keeping things tidy in his trousers when he looks so terrible if he shaves his face too closely. As if he's on a sex offender registry somewhere.”

She's also an excellent girlfriend. (Whatever, Ivan told her she was right after he saw Fish's mirror.)

“I don't have any, though. Not useful in the water.” The tail is optional - Nixie bodies are very mutable things.