Hellboy's chuckle takes on a darker tenor. They all claim to have seen scary stuff, and it's all fun and games until Alucard breaks out the shadowy tentacles and the eyes on every surface.

"Generally, unless the interview or the tryouts turn up something that's obviously bullshit, we tend to take applicants at their word. Either they're what they claim to be, or they'll get themselves killed early on. And yeah, that's been known to happen." He gives an airy wave. "Unlike those guys, though, you both look like you've seen some action. I'm sure you'll be fine."

Just in case, though, he'll be just outside the tryouts with sick buckets and Dr. McCoy's medical staff on standby.