"Elvis probably likes the stuff," he says with a faint grin while looking Lea over. In his experience, anyone he knows that might count for royalty could drink this without any harm beyond a hangover. "There's a mellowness that really goes with peanut butter and banana."

He's dressed up for the evening (...no), in his usual old jeans, bad band shirt, and a pisspoor imitation of his old motorcycle jacket.