In fairness, the bondage fetish gear aspect is probably also not Steph's fault, Bruce. You weirdo. He shrugs. "If it works, it works."

He can think of a couple reasons why someone might not want their face associated with this line of work.

Wolfgang smiles genuinely -- all teeth -- as he takes it. "Oh, thank you!" His hair takes a bit of wrangling to get pulled all the way out of his face -- it's thin, it just. Has a mind of its own. "I can't say I haven't had the same thought. But now that would just be quitting." You heard it here first, people, the real reason he refuses to cut it anymore is spite.